June 2012
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May 2012
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Narcisisinsecure
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“Save the fiction for your stories.”
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I don’t have the time to hate on people.
— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) May 26, 2012
Her: I Love You.
Me: Don't.
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Imagine being a club owner and diddy say’s he gonna throw two million in your club..how do you prepare for something like that ? Damn.
I think while I’m in miami imma go to a strip club and breAk my own record! Imma throw atleast 2 mill. For everyone. Not just the strippers
— iamdiddy (@iamdiddy) May 24, 2012
Ok meet at strip club. I’m payin past due rents. Student...
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Bruh, I’d walk to NY if @iamdiddy agreed to mentor me.
— Friend Zone Gawd(@BranDon_Quixote) May 24, 2012
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My First Re-Post
If I meet someone else whom I deem better than the current woman I’m dating it only makes sense for me to stop calling the first woman so I can invest more time in the second woman. It is like the 80/20 rule, except not. If a man is talking to five women he is interested in, the one he is most interested in will get 80% of his time. At your convenience, you can use a calculator to determine where...
No clue what this has to do with anything , but it...
You have probably heard the story of the housewife who would cut off both end of the roast before placing it in a pan for cooking. When asked why, she said that’s the way her mother did it. When the mother was asked why, she said that the way her mother cooked roasts. When the grandmother was asked why, she said that her pan wasn’t big enough and she had to cut off both ends of the roast to make...
WHAT’S WRONG WITH ALWAYS BEING RIGHT?
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If I thought you deserved to know everything about me , you would.
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Fuck The Friend Zone.
Never put yourself in the friend zone.
— VAN (@40oz_VAN) May 22, 2012
What is it with you women and this ‘let’s be friends’ thing? If I have romantic interest in you, why would I want to be just friends? I don’t need any new friends.
I’m not fading into the shadows, if that’s what you’re asking. I’m not going...
– Kobe Bryant (via foreverla)
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Every year we ask you fans to buy the ticket, take the ride. This ride ended too early. We’ll regroup & be back even stronger next season.
— Los Angeles Lakers (@Lakers) May 22, 2012