Adam Slacker is so me , I jumped out my seat and started yelling at the TV during this scene. It’s fucking epic and so relevant to my own life.This Is something I’ve said repeatedly.“I’m not going to fucking talk your ear off about shit you don’t ask about.” (Are you taking notes?) 

Hannah: You never told me.

Adam: You never asked.

Hannah: Again! That’s shit you should’ve shared!

Adam: You never asked! You never asked me anything besides “Does this feel okay?” or “Do you like my skirt?” or “How much is your rent?”  I’m not gonna fucking talk your ear off about shit you don’t ask about. You don’t want to know me. You wanna come over in the night and have me fuck the dog shit out of you. And then you wanna leave and write about it on your diary. You don’t want to know me.

“For a 26 year old dude to know what he wants, stay committed to you without a title, and constantly express to you that he wants you as his girlfriend, is the antithesis of immature in my opinion.”

-Streetz

and said um “Mirror mirror, on, the wall Who is the top Dogg of them all?” There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted The mirror said, “You are you conceited bastard” (Taken with instagram)

< operates under the assumption no one is interested in me. I’m beyond serious too. I’m all kind of oblivious.

— Wisdom Is Misery (@WisdomIsMisery) April 23, 2012

She be lying there disrobed and I be like “are you serious right now? Have you considered all your options?”

— Wisdom Is Misery (@WisdomIsMisery) April 23, 2012

I guess I cant comprehend living in a world occupied by a woman with standards low enough to consider me mate worthy. Me being so lame & all

— Wisdom Is Misery (@WisdomIsMisery) April 23, 2012

❝ Whatever I don’t know today , I’ll figure out tomorrow ❞

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